just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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