Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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