Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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