the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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