My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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