you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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