yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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