shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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