Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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