i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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