I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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