This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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