oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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