what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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