writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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