we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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