Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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