what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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