I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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