yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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