And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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