Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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