I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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