they need to just BURY HIM!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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