Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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