I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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