she smelled like a LAN party
It was confusing and full of hummus
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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