Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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