How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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