is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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