Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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