We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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