Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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