dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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