If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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