wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
