"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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