I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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