Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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