Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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