Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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