stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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