You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Don't tell me you're on acid again
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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