Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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