my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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