the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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