I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
