So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize