Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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