It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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