the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
its liver damage thursday
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