Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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