why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm bleeding and have questions
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
