Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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