just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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