The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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